MAX MCGEE'S PROFILE

Max McGee
with sorrow down past the fence
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I CAN'T NOT MAKE GAMES.

I have enough lockerspace to hold an episode of Friends.

"We'll make a toast to absent friends and better days,
To remembering and being remembered as brave
And not as a bunch of whining jerks!

Don't lose your nerve.
Do not go straight
You must testify
(or I'm going to come to your house and punch you in the mouth)
cause CLOWNS MUST STAND."

- TW/IFS, "All The World Is A Stage Dive"
Iron Gaia
As the only human awake on board a space station controlled by an insane AI with delusions of deification, you must unravel the mystery of your own identity and discover: "What is the Iron Gaia?"

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Minimizing Mapping: An Abstract Exercise In Game Design

idk I feel like fewer smaller maps with lots of interactivity "backtracking" and "sidetracking" like...technically I think that does help here, at least if it lets you get away with 25 maps instead of 100 or whatever

Why continue a series?

Housekeeping sums up my thoughts pretty well. I also found the Gears of War games pretty laughable for basically the same reason.

Merry Christmas, Alfred Robbins Review

Can anyone explain me how does this story connect with itself?

Sure can!

I won't put any spoilers here but I frankly think it could have been better.

Sure couldn't! Well actually, I'd probably take off one star for the excessive and unavoidable animal cruelty. That's bullshit and very triggering to some people. (One of my pets was murdered IRL like, no BS.)

Anyway buddy, I can explain the story to you if you want. You should change the story score to like 5 Stars, though because honestly while it's subtle, it's not overly subtle and you should have gotten it. This is on you, not the game.

So here goes, I'll explain the connection. Obviously...SPOILERS.



The first 95% of the game happens only in Alfred's imagination. He is completely disconnected from reality. He has had a psychotic break. You get a lot of the reasoning for the psychotic break, the family's bleak, joyless existence, their severe economic woes, the loveless marriage, his feeling that he's failed as a husband and father. For what it's worth my dad was an awesome and loving father and also was a postal worker and we were poor so I was a little offended by this part. Anyway, what you DON'T see is any of the "action" of his psychotic break.

Every action he takes in his family murder suicide is camouflaged as something else in Alfred's shattered mind and to the player.

* Remember when you gingerly plucked the hair ribbon from your wife's head and then put it back in the back of her head? Well that was you putting a bullet in the back of her skull.
* Remember when you gently and lovingly tucked your young son in under the comforters? That's probably when you smothered him to death, you sick fuck.
* Remember when you used a shard of glass to slash open the orange "pillow" that you conspicuously "never liked" for the white fluffy cotton inside? Well that was the moment you disemboweled the orange CAT that you "never wanted".
* And then lastly and most obviously, the entire attic sequence represents your suicide by hanging, the cherry on top of this deliciously cheerful Christmas confection.

There are some not so subtle hints that shit is going wrong along the way. The scene with the spilled nail polish is pretty heavy foreshadowing, for one thing. First you spill blood-colored liquid on the floor after vomiting for no reason, then you cut yourself mixing your blood with the nail polish which is described as 'hemic', then in a Shakespearian nod all your efforts to clean up the nail polish ("blood") fail, and those failed attempts to clean it are all necessary to progress the game.

The point where an astute player should realize that things have gone horribly, horribly wrong is when you exit the boy's room after lighting the candle and placing the repaired figurine. For starters, the Christmas tree is now bedecked with lights--all RED lights. Instantaneously. Your wife is wearing a blood red dress--the exact color of fresh blood--but when you right clicked and examined the package before, you should have noticed that the dress you got your wife as a present was WHITE, not red. White dress = reality, Red Dress = Fantasy.


So yeah, now that I've connected the dots for ya with some basic Psychological Horror 101 wisdom, change your score, bro!

RMN PLAYS

Merry Christmas, Alfred Robbins

AGS...brings me back.

This could really use a walkthrough. In the meantime...I've found the shaving brush, the superglue, the santa figurine, glued the santa figurine back together, examined every object the cursor went red over, tried to take the red nail polish to 'paint' the santa figurine but couldn't, tried to use the shaving brush to 'dust the keypad for prints' to see what the code was but couldn't, could use some guidance here...I found a thing under the fridge but none of my things will let me get it...I'm stumped...

Ok, I found THIS (it's a complete full spoiler walkthrough so obviously CONTAINS spoilers) and I was able to complete this "delightful" game. Overall I give it around 3 Stars since the puzzle logic in the beginning is mad wonky (I say this as a former adventure game maker dude myself) but on the pure straight up "sick-fuck-o-meter", five stars.

I'd love to see this as featured game lol.

I can tell that one of the reviewers, Treason89 clearly did not get the story you were going for so I'm gonna see if I can explain it to him and get him to change it review.

Merry Christmas, Alfred Robbins Review

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT LAST SCREENSHOT OMFG

i was just skimming along half reading the review and holy shittttttt

Dead State

yeah this one looks different from other zombie titles to me mainly because it's a fallout style RPG (I haven't seen one of those before in this zombie craze genre) and because it seems to focus mainly on interacting with the living, forming alliances, and trying to survive post-society

okay suckahs give me yo games

Looks tight, I'll give it a shot. How long is the demo?

Fantasy Gold

Well Xemeth you did better than me. I could only get about five minutes into this clunker (note: slight hyperbole). I'm going to submit a review so the creator knows what not to do next time.

Out Of Control Cops - A Serious Problem In America

Max:"black white or purple I'm kind of amazed those cops managed to de-escalate a violent situation anyway. bravo I guess."
This is the reason I doubt anything constructive will be said in this thread.
Yes, I saw the "bravo I guess".

You really think the officer deserves lavish praise or a medal for not needlessly escalating a situation to violence? That should be the basic bog standard expected from officers of the peace, not a cause to take one out to ice cream. Don't get me wrong it is good that that situation did not turn violent but that should be our basic expectation, not like a fucking miracle.

"Hand Up Don't Shoot" and "I Can't Breath" are total bullshit. Michael Brown did not have his hands up and if you can say "I can't breath", your breathing. Also, remember the EMT did do CPR so they also knew he was breathing. No one knew his health problems at the time and he died, very sad for him and the family, but not the fault of the cop as I see it.

The way you choose to cling so desperately to this twisted narrative (Brown didn't have his hands up, Garner wasn't having any trouble breathing, he was just lying about it and died later to spite the white man) in your desperation to exonerate the boys in blue no matter what, in spite of the mountains of evidence otherwise tells me that you obviously do not value black lives. That's okay, it pretty much just makes you a typical American.

But people like you are why I am ashamed of my country.